Howdy Summertime Swingers!! I don’t know where the mercury sits on your thermo-meter but mine’s plum about busted thru the tip-top, Pop! I gots to wear 2 pairs of kicks so’s I don’t scorch my little pigs on the blacktop, man! It’s so hot so early here I’ve gone to storin my skivvies in the icebox just so’s my niblets don’t catch flame!
Howdy Hepcats! It is I….your Royal Highness of Retro Hipness!! Plant yerselves real near and lend an ear….allow me to elucidate and pontificate on all the doins I have of late!! Well…It took me a solid month of days n nights to recover from Austin’s Lonestar Round-Up! That has got to be, hands down, the ring-a-ding-dinginest of all rockabilly gigs that ever was! Nuthin’ but Rat Rods, Pin-Up Pussycats, and Rockabilly Rebels as fer as the eyeball could peep! It was heaven right here on earth I tells ya!
Howdy all you rootin tootin buckaroos!!….I got a sack full of sorrys to drop on yer stoop! It’s been a whole heap of moons since I last laid the news on ya! I’ve had my head buried in my scribbles for the past month and just now got a breathin break! Any of you chicks n chucks ever been called up for Jury Duty? Man, that can be a real drag! Johnny Law spent 3 days tryin to whittle down our gang of 72 to an even dozen! I took every chance I could to chatter my hepcat patter!….them courthouse cats thought I fell completely off my nut!
Howdy Lovebirds….Wrap yer mittens around your kittens and git to smoochin, man! To help all you cats get in the mood for love I scribbled out a brand spanky new Valentine card!! Print it out and lay it on your honey so’s you can tango the night away and nudge each other into the hay! Love is a way-out wig, Pops!!
Just wanted to lay a quik update on you Christmas kooks and holiday hipsters to wish you a very Merry and a nutty New Year!! I wanted to make with the thanks routine since you cats are the ones that made my 2012 a real gone gas!! I sure hope you will continue to dig my scribbles ’cause I got loads n heaps more to come!! I doodled out a Christmas card this year with a little extra hep to the step!! It was the least I could do for all you what does so much for me! Here’s my take on the classic Rudolf bit entitled “Rudy the Red-Nosed Barfly”…can you dig it?
Howdy all you Holly-lovin’ Hepcats!! Stock up on nogs and grab a stack of logs ’cause the Holidays are happenin’ in no-time flat! Since The Fat Guy will be makin’ the scene so soon…it’s time to scratch off the list the names you may have missed! Mr. Retro has a little somethin’ for all you cats and kittens! New stuff just added, so dash thru the snow, Daddy-O and grab what you need before some other elf beats ya’ to it!!
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